Giant dyke does not equal man-hater

Just because I felt I was getting all estrogeny, I have decided to compose a post dedicated to the men I love. First, we have my imaginary boyfriends, the top four men in my life:

Josh Beckett
Seth Green
Dustin Pedroia
Phil Hanseroth
Other guys I love:

Johnny Depp
Mike Lowell
Jared Padalecki (a leftover crush from high school)
Rupert Grint
I wouldn't marry--or sleep with--any of them or anything--except maybe Mike Lowell, if he weren't already married--but I totally dig these dudes. So, there.

Don't worry. Tomorrow, your regularly scheduled girlblog will return.