A weekly feature?

I knew investing in the Gossip Girl season pass was a brilliant idea. Good morning, Blake Lively in a bra!
However. Making out with Dan in the bathroom of a bus? Ew. Ew. Ew. (Mostly for the bus, but still a little bit for the Dan.)

How cute was Chuck's squash playing outfit? (What even is squash, by the way? It looks like raquetball, I guess.) Chuck gets the best clothes. Why isn't he gay?

(Seriously. How gay is this capture? Chuck gettin' some sweaty young man's digits.)

Oh Chuck. Selling his club to keep Mrs. Archibald's spoiled ass in her finery. He does have a functioning heart. Why can't he tell Blair he loves her?

You know who I didn't miss? Vanessa. She's kind of hot, but she's too annoying for it to be worth it. And why is Rufus asking her for advice? He's a grown man, and she's a child! What weirdness.

I don't like Blair trying too hard. Especially not for some guy. Oh, but Serena's reactions kind of make up for it.
I sure do love Blake's face.
Oh, Blair. Uncovering the dirt. As soon as she has something to use as blackmail, she's back to Queen B and not this desperate wannabe. Bitchface looks much better on her than sucking up.
Um, two episodes into the season, and we still haven't seen Lily, but we did see Serena's evil grandmother? And where is Eric? Why did we have to trade him for Vanessa? And what is Vanessa doing with Nate, getting her cafe all set up for a romantic dinner? I thought they decided they shouldn't date. Oh, whatever.

Serena and Chuck as stepsiblings is actually kind of fun. (I tried to get a capture of her stealing his orange juice--or "orange juice," since it is Chuck after all--but his face looked awful in all of them, so...you'll just have to imagine it.) Now we just need a Serena-Eric-Chuck bonding session. I might die from the cuteness.