My tapestry's unraveling

How on earth did I miss this? "Christian interviews that, because they are all so very fierce, he is calling them Team Star. Because 'Team Star is like hot, like star, like celebrity.'" I do not like Christian anymore. That's just hideous. But what makes this kind of okay is what Jeff, Television Without Pity recapper, says next: "What have we become, America? He's funny and all, and maybe I'm 100 or something, but that's so fucking stupid. Paris Hilton, what have ye wrought? I feel somehow that I can blame her for this." I feel that he can, too, because Christian talks like a tiny, gay-man Paris Hilton clone. Yuck!