July 17, 2008

When I can't watch tv, I read about it

As far as reality shows go, reading the recaps on Television Without Pity is almost always more entertaining than watching the actual show:

"Mary calls them two of the most beautiful dancers she's ever seen, and allows herself a quiet 'woo!' The kind of 'woo!' she'd say if her mom was there and said, 'Mary, indoor voice, please.'"

Mary Murphy needs to calm the fuck down, yo. She looks like Marie Osmond and babbles like Paula Abdul (although, I will admit she actually knows what she's talking about), but she screeches like a baboon. Who needs that? At least Paula Abdul is, you know, subdued, usually. Gimme that any day.

However, I will say that these days So You Think You Can Dance is more entertaining than Idol, because there is so much less bullshit, and you know, Cat Deeley. She's seriously the greatest reality show host of all time, and Ryan Seacrest needs to be replaced right now. Right now!

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