June 18, 2008

I don’t go for blondes

Every time (every time) I bring up the fact that I find a lady who happens to have blonde hair attractive, I say something along the lines of “She’s so hot, even though I don’t go for blondes.” And then I realized that I have said that enough times that I probably do go for blondes. So I have made a list! Of hot blondes. They do exist.

Blake Lively
I didn’t realize how smokin’ hot she is until Gossip Girl, because she was the new girl in the Pants movie—I was already sweet on America, Alexis, and Amber. Also, I hated Bridget’s storyline. But Serena van der Woodsen: hot.

Brooke Smith
All right, I realize that Dr. Hahn is not to everyone’s taste—she’s even a little bit funny-lookin’—but oh my. I don’t know. She’s enough to make me swoon. Maybe cuz she’s mean. I like that sometimes in a lady.

Katherine Heigl
Obviously, the girl who made me gay, all the way back at the end of my sophomore year of high school. Izzie can eat it, but, oh, Isabel Evans will always have a special place in my heart. “Yeah. Like listening to a CD is the problem.”

Rachael Harris
Like a blonde version of Tina Fey (but not as hot or funny or smart), half of her appeal comes directly from the glasses.

Sarah Warn
Queen of the lesbians, founder and editor-in-chief of AfterEllen.com, Sarah is smart, funny, and totally adorable. I love her.

Any hot blondes I forgot? Feel free to chime in, the three of you.

5 comments:

Allison said...

hmmmm...I've found that I don't really have a preference...just gotta be hot!

But you forgot the new and improved Laurel Holloman! And Elizabeth Mitchell! But I know you don't like her that much.

AND! Kate Winslet!!

Aaaaaaand Katee Sackhoff...oh my.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have to say anything, I know you think she's boring. Hehe.

sunnyday04 said...

UM...
Kate Winslet?

And then for me, I know you don't agree:
Nicole Kidman
Uma Thurman
Naomi Watts

Booknerd said...

Uh-oh. I forgot Kate Winslet is blonde. I like her best with red hair, so that's why. But yes. Hot for sure.

New and improved Laurel Holloman should certainly be on this list. That was totally my bad.

M said...

What, no blonde Kelly Clarkson? Ha, I kid. :)

Jessica Simpson? Any takers?

Booknerd said...

Jessica SIMPSON? Are you a straight man?