Bitch canceled her summer tour! I wept bitterly this morning as I got dressed for work. And then! Just as I was leaving, her video for "Never Again" came on VH1, and I wept anew.
Okay, so I didn't really weep, but I am so bummed. I was looking forward to that show like nothing else. I don't care who knows it: I love this girl, and basically I want to have her children. Okay? Okay. And now she is not coming to Boston, which is in the only state in the country where we could be legally married. Sigh.
So I am mad and sad and now kind of worried. Like, is Kelly having a meltdown? Or maybe she just needs to take a really long nap. But she'd best get her butt back on the road soon.
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