Another work story

Yesterday night, Kaeli was being charming, so we were getting along rather than sniping at each other, and for some reason, she said, "Emily, I couldn't live without you."
So I said, "Why don't we just get gay-married, then?"
And Kaeli laughed rather delightedly and told me, "If I were [gay], you'd be my first choice." Sweet, right?
Then Sue went, "You'll have to fight me for her," and I was like, "Eep!" Sue is nice, but she weirds me out like that sometimes, because she is married with three kids and probably technically old enough to be my mother.